It’s the weekend, why not go to the gym? Go for a walk in the country? Take up a new class? Because that’s an awful lot of hard work, that’s why. So, probably best to sit around watching these great films instead.
Saturday
The Untouchables ITV4 21.00
Violence, organised crime and murder. The horrifying consequences of Dry January laid bare in Brian de Palma classic.
Fast and Furious 7 ITV 22.45
Vin Diesel brings about world peace by driving really fast.
You’ve Got Mail 5* 18.35
Terrifying examination of life before Tinder.
Sunday
The Pink Panther Sony Movies 17.10
Man mispronounces ‘monkey’ with hilarious consequences.
Notting Hill Channel 5 22.00
Absurdly unbelievable fairy tale about a man who works in retail being able to afford a house in central London.
The Last Boy Scout ITV4 22.00
Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans solve crimes by swearing.
New at the cinema this week
1917
Golden Globe gobbling WWI film that is not nearly as good as Blackadder 4.
DVD of the week
Falling Down
Man has rubbish burger and goes on a murderous rampage. Set in America, so could be a documentary for all I know.
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