Month: January 2020

The young McNulty is introduced in his alien form – naked, purple and with three legs and eyestalks. […]

“We’ll start with the famous person introducing themselves and then they’ll just cry for thirty minutes.” […]

“I simply don’t shave and comb my hair in a deer like fashion. By straining quite hard I can force the hair on my body to grow a little longer and a little thicker.” […]

“Not including Ouija Shark just shows how out of touch the Academy is with the six or seven people who enjoy big ghost sharks in films.” […]

“The final episode sees another epic battle between Darth Vader and Ben Kenobi – just with more blow-offs and guffs.” […]

“Here is Dylan, a folk singer and the darling of Greenwich and, just by chance he runs into Vanilla Ice who, at that time, is just a kid, and the pair become lifelong friends.” […]

Arriving on to the island wearing nothing but a pair of skimpy speedo swimming trunks, it was clear that the former Home Secretary and spent considerable time in both the tanning salon and gym. […]

Crisis hits early on as Iron Man’s iron trousers fall down just as the Vicar pays a visit to finalise plans for the tombola. […]

“Lenny said ‘Wicked Sexy Cool Films’ – and it was great! Who wouldn’t go a film from ‘Wicked Sexy Cool Films?’ No one, that’s who.” […]

A film based on the Uncharted games has been in development since 1467 and over six thousand directors have so far been attached to the project without any progress being made […]

It is expected that Bake-off producers will announce Daniel Craig as Sandi Toksvig’s replacement in an innovative swap-deal. […]

The hunky troop leader – Agent Valentino – sees something in Clarice’s raw breakdancing skills and so begins to help her develop her talent in private lessons. […]

“To be honest, I’m used to it now,” explained Napalm Death founder – Jeremy Napalm Death. […]