Month: January 2020

“If there’s no women nominated, then the only reasonable explanation is that no women directed any films this year.” […]

“Naturally, if Ms Gerwig were to grow a penis between now and the ceremony, then we would be happy to reconsider her nomination.” […]

Whilst previous games have seen the player battling both Covenant and The Flood on behalf of humanity, fans of the series have been vocal in wanting a change. […]

“I don’t think I’d know where to begin making a film about singing cats like that, so I think it’s ever so clever of him just to have got it finished.” […]

One episode will show two different timelines one after another which turn out to be the two different sides of the same conversation presented in a needlessly confusing manner. […]

Highlights included a delightful parsnip from Margot Robbie and some beautiful dwarf broad beans from the always excellent Denzel Washington. […]

“Loved Quiet Place. Just always found it unrealistic that you never see anyone bake a cake. Glad we finally will.” […]

“It’s not like this happened a week ago or anything. Having to explain to you everything that happened in the last hour is kind of weird.” […]

“So, in this new series she’s on Rigel-7 and she’s shagging the space off-licence manager and living in her space-flat with her space-gerbil” […]