It’s the weekend. Its nearly Christmas. So, avoid all that spending-time-with-friends-and-family nonsense and park yourself on the sofa with a vat of mulled wine and a skip full of Quality Street and watch these great films.
Saturday
Casino Royale – ITV 20.10
James Bond plays posh poker for several hundred hours, then gets his balls all bashed up.
The Rainmaker – Sony Movies 18.15
Sexy lawyer saves the day in story by *checks notes* ah, a lawyer.
Basic Instinct – ITV 23.10
Sharon Stone gets her bits out. Michael Douglas goes to a disco in a jumper with no shirt. The nineties, ladies and gentlemen.
Sunday
Toy Story – BBC1 13.50
Come on, who doesn’t love Buzz Lightyear’s impressive Woody.
Paddington – Channel 4 19.15
Charming and hilarious adventures of a mainline London station.
Elf – ITV2 17.10
Will Ferrell goes to New York and annoys everyone until they like Christmas.
New at the cinema this week
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Wars? In the stars? Nah, that’ll never catch on, mate.
DVD of the week
Labyrinth
David Bowie’s codpiece stars alongside David Bowie in Muppet classic.
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