A man who took to Facebook to announce is that he didn’t like Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker genuinely seems to think that anyone gives a shit.
Robert Fett, a part-time boil-lancer from Chelmsford, Essex, made the decision to dislike the new Star Wars film several weeks before he saw it as he was under the mistaken impression that people would thinking him to be some sort of free-thinking iconoclast.
“Controversial opinion here,” wrote Mr Fett.
“But I really didn’t like ROS at all.”
Several pages of absurdly flowery language about wookies then followed which, sadly, remained unread by everyone because no one was able to find it in themselves to give a shit about what a part-time boil-lancer from Chelmsford thinks about the new Star Wars film.
Happily, Mr Fett remained oblivious to the wave of antipathy towards his opinion on the new Star Wars film.
“I’m sure that really set the cat amongst the pigeons, or cat amongst the porgs,” he chuckled
“Believe me, it won’t be the last time I do it either, I’ve already decided I’m not going to like the new Wonder Woman film either because I can think for myself and don’t just give in to a load of industry hype.”
At the time of writing, Mr Fett’s Facebook post has one like, from his Mum, who he told to like it.
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