In the words of the poet – ‘It’s colder than a well-digger’s ass,’ so why not spend the entire weekend wrapped in a duvet, drinking prosecco from the bottle, eating your own body-weight in crisps, and watching these classic movies.
Saturday
Memento BBC1 00.15
Backwards goes it because about excited-over got everyone that thriller pedestrian.
Shutter Island Sony Movies 22.00
Martin Scorsese makes bold attempt to prove he isn’t the greatest living filmmaker with twisty thriller in which everyone turns out to be a ghost. Or a sledge. Or something.
The Dirty Dozen ITV4 21.10
Lee Marvin and his chums need a wash.
Sunday
The Searchers ITV4 15.35
Grumpy cowboy rides about looking for Indians to shoot. Finds them.
Back to the Future Part III Film4 15.50
Disappointed that he didn’t get off with his mum, Marty McFly decides to be a cowboy.
SWAT Sony Movies 16.35
The tragic death of a fly.
New at the cinema this week
Stardog and Turbocat
The adventures of a dog. A stardog. And a cat. A cat that goes really first.
I don’t know, man. Might be a good week to go to the pub.
DVD of the week
2012
Documentary about those terrible events seven years ago when California fell into the sea, France caught fire, and everyone had to go and live on a boat with John Cusack and one of the Musketeers.
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