The weekend is upon us, so why not cancel those plans to go to the pub as it’ll be far too noisy and have nowhere to sit, and instead buy a big bucket of malteasers and sit on the sofa watching these great films.
Saturday
Back to the Future Part II Film4 16.15
Marty has to go into the future to go back to the present to go back to the past to try and snog his mum again.
Fatal Attraction Channel 5 22.00
Man owns rabbit with terrifying consequences.
Stand by Me Sony Movies 23.10
Stephen King adaptation starring Wesley Crusher with disappointing number of killer clowns.
Sunday
Volcano Film4 16.45
Giant volcano sneaks up under Los Angeles and surprises everyone.
Local Hero Film4 14.30
Proto-Donald Trump tries to buy piece of Scotland from Porridge’s Mr Mackay and is foiled by mermaid.
Santa Who? Channel 5 18.05
Clue is in the question surely. It’s not going to be Smith or Davis, is it?
Christmas dreck everywhere now, so be careful, yeah?
New at the cinema this week
The Two Popes
The two living popes team up to fight crime in unlikely buddy comedy.
DVD of the week
First Knight
Sweeping romance from the time when noble British knights had magnificently blow-dried hair – gadzooks m’lord! Doth thee wish me to put product on that?
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