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“Now, I’ve just made one of the greatest action movies ofall time, so I think it’s fair to say that when it comes to toast, I know whatI’m talking about.” […]

“We applied complicated, state-of-the-art science to the beginning of the film, and almost immediately discovered that there is a Christmas song playing” […]

“Lord of the Rings, Goldeneye, the Island, you can’t really have Sean Bean in your show and not have him killed.” […]

“Look, I’ve got nothing against Captain Marvel, in fact, I’d say she does a bloody good job,” said Captain Brilliant, a superhero from Dorchester in Britain. […]

It has yet to give out the exact time of broadcast, but it is likely to be around three-ish on a Tuesday afternoon. […]

Whilst nothing has been confirmed, he has already made enquiries at his local Moss Bros to make sure they have a dinner suit in his size available for the evening. […]

The study goes on to conclude that it would be better for all concerned if we all just admitted the film is lovely […]

“Whilst there is some extremely complex coding at work, the first stage in any game is the creation of the set on which the game will be played.” […]

Jack repeats the phrase as he descends into madness, possibly due to supernatural influence. Its pretty unclear. […]

The show will be a prequel to Rogue One, and continues a longstanding tradition of Star Wars telling stories to which everyone knows the ending. […]

‘It has been established that, in discos all around the city, persons who have recently died have been returning to life, disco dancing, and committing acts of murder.’ […]

Sporting sunglasses, Dumbo is seen spitting out a cigarette and opening fire with the machine gun in what is increasingly looking like a divisive re-imagining of the Disney classic from Tim Burton. […]

“Westeros is like Earth, only a bit different. There’s zombies and magic and nudity, so maybe their moon is a bit different too and it’s got air on it.” […]

“We got wildfires, far-right politics, terrorism and famine, is anyone seriously telling me that this world wouldn’t be a better place for having Carrie Fisher’s face in the moon looking down on all of us?” […]

“Oh, that is great news. Well, good news. News, its definitely news. Excuse me, I have to go and buy some shoelaces.” […]