What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
The only thing that could be better than four giant heads carved into a batholith would be five giant heads carved into a batholith . […]
“The key thing is to prevent them watching the West Wing as that’s really going to freak them out.” […]
My Little Pony fans will treated to reworked hits such as All Hope Is Gone, Pulse of the Maggots and People=Sh*t […]
Scientists began an in-depth study in January to conclusively prove the extent of the West Wing star’s psychic powers. […]
“At least with a running time of seven and a half days it won’t go on for as long as the extended Lord Of The Rings trilogy.” […]
It will tell the story of how main character Synonym makes the trepidatious and terrifying journey from Analogue to Metonym […]
The film has been hailed as a ‘profound allegory for the inevitability of violence in the face of pacifism,’ by some, and ‘stupid’ by others. […]
“If this sounds confusing from a cinematic point of view then please rest assured that everything will fall into place” […]
Vin Diesel will play Gwyndaf Jones, a struggling hill farmer secretly in love with Myfanwy the post-mistress – played by the Rock […]
Every initial cinema release will now by advertised as ‘beta’ and retroactively fix glaring continuity issues, plot holes and disastrous miscastings. […]
“We thought about doing a black and white version in French, but who’s going to watch that, right?” […]
“Without Paint, there’s literally no way we can make another superhero film, unless it’s the one about Accountancy Man” […]
Set at 20.49 on a Sunday night at an undisclosed time in the future, Deckard and Ryan Gosling’s Officer K are both big fans of Poldark and looking forward to it starting as usual at 9pm on Sunday evening. […]
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