What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
First known as ‘Jeff the eatey man’ Pac-man was played by cavemen children who carved the characters on walls. This is why Pac-man has such a simple shape. […]
“I love Roadhouse. I love Roadhouse so much I’ve seen it 398 times. I called my youngest daughter Roadhouse.” […]
Fans can expect the saucy star in a bedroom scene in which her NAKED BREASTS will be underneath a modest night dress […]
Answering the telephone with a barked ‘yes?’ or ‘what?’, Hanging up without saying goodbye, not asking how someone’s wife is. […]
The first brief clips of the series sees the heroic Sauron flying across the snowy vistas of Oz being chased by the genie of the lamp. […]
Up until this latest film, Pikachu has been a yellow shouty bastard enjoyed by children as a result of their idiocy. […]
“Hey, it wasn’t me who went to see the first one,” said a producer who asked to remain anonymous for fear his family found out he was party to the Angry Birds films. […]
“It’s terrific, transitioning from mafia kingpin to legitimate businessman is not easy and presents a real dramatic arc for Paddington.” […]
“That was my original pitch to the network for Breaking Bad – Jessie sets up nice bakery – but, you know, executives get involved, everyone has ideas and before you know what’s happened, you’ve got a story about a meth-cooking chemistry teacher.” […]
Speaking exclusively to Screen Idle in pleasant coffee shop in a quiet suburb of Adelaide, the Babadook slams the film for a blatant bias that has ruined his life. […]
“That’s it? Just some animals mooching about a bit?” asked Johnny Reith, an unemployed apple-bruiser from Chelmsford. […]
“Oh sure, we considered a black magic resurrection, an Invasion of the body-snatchers pod person, filming a scene with Maximus in the crowd going ‘hey, that guy looks like me,’” […]
The extraordinary footage is featured in the trailer of Dogs. Sixty or seventy dogs are gathered around a laptop on which a Jack Russell is giving a PowerPoint presentation on global politics. […]
“I’m so excited, I’ve had to change my underwear nine times in the last hour,” tweeted one fan. […]
Geralt is apparently some sort of sexy wizard who does odd jobs for medieval peasants whilst battling giant monsters. […]
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