What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
“Yeah, man, like, Fighty Magic Suit Friends is, like, totally awesome, dude. It’s bitching,” said retired High Court Judge David Souter. […]
“What does he expect? Everyone to go ‘you’re amazing, let’s be friends forever.’” […]
He then faced a barrage of questions, to which he responded with a nervous ‘oooo, Mama Mia.’ […]
“We have brought in a couple of experts who assure us they will restore it to its former glory: a cricketer who thinks he’s a boxer and a tall man.” […]
Biscuit fans became aware of Hobbs and Shaw towards the end of last year and assumed that it would be a pack of high-end biscuits that would sell from National Trust shops and some branches of Waitrose. […]
There has also been doubt cast on the man’s claims that he is in any way sorry for taking the call with his use of the phrase – ‘No, it’s rubbish, I can chat for a bit.’ […]
“You can’t eat lasagne three times a day and not expect some health implications.” […]
“I love my Avengers Funko Pops and play with them all the time, but a range based on Pather Panchali would be well wicked.” […]
After an eight month investigation into the film, EU length experts have ruled that it’s 1hr 54m duration did not constitute ‘long’ […]
“Rene from Allo Allo was a resistance hero whose tireless work to return those British airman to England should really be recognised.” […]
“Barry the Beagle Bangs His Head is the story I have always wanted to tell,” said the multiple Palm d’Or winner. […]
“I mean, it’s clear as day – ‘the characters in this film are fictional’” […]
“We’ve got a great sequence of Gal at a roller disco fighting some British football hooligans as Billy Ocean’s Caribbean Queen plays in the background.” […]
The plot will feature John Rambo, who has been living out a quiet life in 19th Century Whitechapel, pressed reluctantly back into action when it is revealed that an old Vietnam buddy has been taken hostage in a workhouse by Uriah Heap. […]
“I think that ‘Suicide Squad 2: Up Yours Disney’ really encapsulates everything I’m trying to say with this movie.” […]
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