What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
The advert appeared to show Freeman in possession of a phone, technology that is well in advance of anything the relatively primitive hobbits of Middle-Earth would possess […]
“I mean, if he’s not coming out with sarcastic one-liners, then it’s hard to see what he’s bringing to the table.” […]
“I mean, yes, I’d be lying there, unconscious in a pod full of weird gloop, but at least I’d be making a contribution.” […]
Gameplay – Briefly run around in circles, then get shot in the neck with a magic arrow.
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“Land of Make Believe, Camera Never Lies, that one that goes ‘Mumble Sarah.’” […]
“Seriously, I thought Ryan Gosling had star-quality, but Gosling’s got nothing on this moth.” […]
The situation developed into a crisis on Monday when it was revealed that Mario, the hugely popular plumber, was suspended from all further competition with immediate effect. […]
There are very credible rumours that the first flavour will be a mango and mint, followed shortly after by a chocolate and black pepper and beyond that, something with peaches. […]
“Hey, I just loved Richard Madden’s arse, or ‘ass’ as we say here in America. It was just terrific,” said Hollywood mogul Sam Douglas. […]
The announcement means that Gibson’s sequel to The Passion of the Christ entitled The Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo will be put on hold. […]
The petition demands that ‘Superman should be kept white, because he’s white in real life and you shouldn’t try and imposition [sic] pc correctness on people who just want to enjoy Superman.’ […]
The film will become the first piece of overt communist propaganda from Hollywood since the divisive Madagascar 2 […]
“I got more addicted and started to sneak in games when Theresa May was banging on about Brexit.” […]
First released in 2017, the SNES-mini was an instant hit, selling out in days and giving millions of people literally minutes of fun before being switched off and left to gather dust under the TV. […]
Since the trailer was released on Wednesday, men and women all over the world have found love in their heart, joy and happiness has spread through all peoples, and Mrs Walpole of Bridlington has found the keys she lost last Thursday. […]
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