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The programme, to be called The Wacky Adventures of Loki and the Scarlet Witch is expected to be a major draw for Disney’s new, as yet unnamed, streaming service. […]

“Big Bird, Elmo, the Cookie Monster – flaming homosexuals, the lot of them,” said producer Jon Stone. […]

“I was aware that many people in Britain had mistaken the bowels of Hell depicted in the original game for Leeds, but as I’d never been to either, I didn’t really see the connection.” […]

The Detective’s chief was getting tired of the detective’s crazy BS. […]

“The series will cover exactly the same crimes, in exactly the same detail, but it’ll be animated and, instead of ‘sins’, the seven referred to will be the Seven Dwarfs.” […]

The category will allow consideration of the likes of Bruce Willis’s straight-to-DVD work, animated films about owls, and documentaries equating Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln. […]

It will star a slightly past-their-prime actor and an actress who deserves better – Matt Damon and Anne Hathaway or similar. […]

You play Deathbastard – a time-travelling super soldier with guns for arms. It’s your job to shoot all the other men in the game and rescue your son from a castle. […]

The first episode of the new season will tell how Frank had secretly always wanted to be a lion-tamer and with his wife now in his place as President, he seizes the opportunity and leaves under the cover of night. […]

“I mean, they lose their director just a week after getting a video camera for my birthday? It’s like it was meant to be.” […]

Both the movie and TV versions feature a very professional bodyguard assigned to look after a high-profile woman who then, inexplicably, get it on amidst a load of trouble. […]

“All the sets are terrific, but I think my particular favourite is the burning police station, with its little burning racist deputy minifigure.” […]

The Blame it on Rio star was remarkably sanguine about being a fictional construct in the imaginary world of a film. […]

“It was pretty amazing,” said Doris Onions, a cattle-farmer from North Wales who’d been wintering at Fiji’s exclusive Royal Davui resort. […]

“I went to see a film last week and, it was lucky I turned up three months early, as I had to round up some financiers in order to purchase a small box of salty popcorn at the counter.” […]