Ben Affleck has life-sized tattoo of his own face, on his face!

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Movie heart-throb Ben Affleck has been seen sporting a brand new life-sized tattoo of his own face, on his face.

The Pearl Harbour star was spotted taking a break in Fiji were fans quickly noticed his new ‘ink.’

“It was pretty amazing,” said Doris Onions, a cattle-farmer from North Wales who’d been wintering at Fiji’s exclusive Royal Davui resort.

“I saw there was something different about him straight away, and I said to Barry – that’s my husband – I said, there’s something different about him.

“Well, it was Barry who figured it out, he spotted it immediately, that he’d got a life-sized tattoo of his own face on his face.

“I thought it looked brilliant, really daring.”

However, some parents are concerned.

“I’m concerned,” said a parent.

“My Kayleigh loves Ben Affleck, I’m worried that she’ll try and imitate him now and get a life-sized tattoo of her own face on her face.

“Or, even worse, that she’ll get a life-sized tattoo of Ben Affleck’s face on her face.

“That could make it really difficult if she ever wants to enter the clergy or become a Tory MP.”

Despite the concerns, there is no denying that, once again, Ben Affleck has proved himself to be a fashion pioneer, and fans are already speculating that it can only be a matter if time before he gets a life-sized tattoo of his own chest, on his back!

No, on his chest. Not his back. That would be weird.

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