Maverick cop still hasn’t shaved

A maverick cop working out of the toughest precinct in New York still hasn’t shaved.

The cop, who doesn’t give a damn what those a**holes in City Hall think, claims that he’s been too busy trying to get real police work done to shave.

“Hey, screw shaving, how ‘bout that,” said Detective Jack Renegade, as he busted his ass trying to take down a perp.

However, the New York Police department attire guidelines clearly state that all detectives ‘must maintain a tidy and dignified facial appearance at all times.’

“So, what? I’m supposed let some scumbag who’s attacked a kitten on the subway with an AK-47 walk, just so I can go back to my apartment and shave,” said the detective as he avoided paying alimony to his three ex-wives who all left him because he was all about the job.

The Detective’s chief was getting tired of the detective’s crazy BS.

“Hey, is it too much to ask that he just takes two minutes in the morning to shave? Just two minutes. The guy looks like a bum.

“I’d like to bust his insubordinate ass back into uniform but, damn it, his methods may be unconventional, but he gets the job done.”

However, despite his protestations, rumours persist that the only reason Detective Renegade hasn’t shaved in the last few weeks is because his local 7/11 has taken his favourite razors off a long-running two-for-one deal.