Whilst Jed Mercurio’s Bodyguard has proved a huge hit in recent months, few would deny that its breakout star was Richard Madden’s arse.
Appearing in only one scene, Richard Madden’s arse nevertheless made a huge impression and has been rewarded with an impressive eight figure deal to appear in a major 2019 movie.
“Hey, I just loved Richard Madden’s arse, or ‘ass’ as we say here in America. It was just terrific,” said Hollywood mogul Sam Douglas.
“When I first saw it, I turned to my wife, the eighth or ninth, I forget. I turned to my wife and said ‘did you see that? Whose ass is that? I want to put that ass in movies.’
“So, I reached out and made contact with Richard Madden’s ass and, making a long story short, it’s going to be appearing in a major motion picture.”
Douglas was tight-lipped on what the movie or role would be and Richard Madden’s arse certainly isn’t talking, but Hollywood sources are speculating that it could be playing the wiseass sidekick to a maverick cop in a major new franchise.
Whilst there is no doubt surrounding Richard Madden’s arse’s future in movies, eyebrows have been raised over the eight-figure fee which would make it the highest paid arse in Hollywood.
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