Marvel to move into developing new ice-cream flavours

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Marvel boss Kevin Feige has been discussing the future of the studio in the wake of the news that the Infinity Wars films will represent a climax of this phase of films.

Surprisingly, though, rather than creating a whole new phase of Marvel films, as many had suspected, the studio will focus on developing new ice-cream flavours.

“You don’t want to get stale,” said the Marvel marvel.

“I’m incredibly proud of the 20 movies we have made and the entertainment they have given to millions of people, but we don’t want to be cranking out Iron Man 73 or whatever, we’ve too much respect for the fans to do that, and that’s why we’ll be moving on to developing new ice-cream flavours.”

Although Kevin would not be drawn on exactly what ice-cream cream flavours Marvel will be working on, there are very credible rumours that the first flavour will be a mango and mint, followed shortly after by a chocolate and black pepper and beyond that, something with peaches.

“Yeah, I’m not saying anything about that, but it’s a pretty exciting time for us.”

One thing that he would address was how he intended make up the shortfall in profits as the company moves from making global blockbusters to ice-cream

“Two hundred bucks a scoop. Two fifty if you want a wafer.”

“Sure, it’s expensive, but it’s Marvel. It’s quality.”

He also went on to confirm the third phase of Marvel studios after ice-cream flavours development will be goat-farming and the fourth phase will be something with knitting or sewing or some sort of crafts

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