All work and no play actually makes Jack a valued member of the team, say employers
Jack repeats the phrase as he descends into madness, possibly due to supernatural influence. Its pretty unclear. […]
Jack repeats the phrase as he descends into madness, possibly due to supernatural influence. Its pretty unclear. […]
The show will be a prequel to Rogue One, and continues a longstanding tradition of Star Wars telling stories to which everyone knows the ending. […]
‘It has been established that, in discos all around the city, persons who have recently died have been returning to life, disco dancing, and committing acts of murder.’ […]
Sporting sunglasses, Dumbo is seen spitting out a cigarette and opening fire with the machine gun in what is increasingly looking like a divisive re-imagining of the Disney classic from Tim Burton. […]
“Westeros is like Earth, only a bit different. There’s zombies and magic and nudity, so maybe their moon is a bit different too and it’s got air on it.” […]
Sighing, Mad Max put all thoughts of the apocalypse from his mind and walked up to the pier to play on the 2p coin pushers. […]
The weekend is upon us, so why not cancel those plans to go to the pub as it’ll be far too noisy and there’ll be nowhere to sit. Instead buy a big bucket of malteasers and lay on the sofa watching these great films. […]
“We got wildfires, far-right politics, terrorism and famine, is anyone seriously telling me that this world wouldn’t be a better place for having Carrie Fisher’s face in the moon looking down on all of us?” […]
“Oh, that is great news. Well, good news. News, its definitely news. Excuse me, I have to go and buy some shoelaces.” […]
First known as ‘Jeff the eatey man’ Pac-man was played by cavemen children who carved the characters on walls. This is why Pac-man has such a simple shape. […]
“I love Roadhouse. I love Roadhouse so much I’ve seen it 398 times. I called my youngest daughter Roadhouse.” […]
Fans can expect the saucy star in a bedroom scene in which her NAKED BREASTS will be underneath a modest night dress […]
The time had come for Rin Tin Tin to stop taking orders from any human. He was going to set up his own studio; a studio entirely for dogs. […]
Hey you. It’s the weekend. A perfect time to completely ignore that massive list of stuff you’ve got to do and sit about in your pants eating biscuits and watching films. […]
Answering the telephone with a barked ‘yes?’ or ‘what?’, Hanging up without saying goodbye, not asking how someone’s wife is. […]
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