Game of Thrones climatic season to see Sauron destroy final horcrux
The first brief clips of the series sees the heroic Sauron flying across the snowy vistas of Oz being chased by the genie of the lamp. […]
The first brief clips of the series sees the heroic Sauron flying across the snowy vistas of Oz being chased by the genie of the lamp. […]
Up until this latest film, Pikachu has been a yellow shouty bastard enjoyed by children as a result of their idiocy. […]
“Hey, it wasn’t me who went to see the first one,” said a producer who asked to remain anonymous for fear his family found out he was party to the Angry Birds films. […]
“It’s terrific, transitioning from mafia kingpin to legitimate businessman is not easy and presents a real dramatic arc for Paddington.” […]
Marty McFly slumps down to the sidewalk, the horrible realisation swimming in his mind – he had time travelled to the past and become his own father. […]
It’s the weekend, and as your plans for the weekend amount to lying on the sofa wondering why you don’t have better plans for the weekend, you’re probably going to want to watch some films. […]
“That was my original pitch to the network for Breaking Bad – Jessie sets up nice bakery – but, you know, executives get involved, everyone has ideas and before you know what’s happened, you’ve got a story about a meth-cooking chemistry teacher.” […]
Speaking exclusively to Screen Idle in pleasant coffee shop in a quiet suburb of Adelaide, the Babadook slams the film for a blatant bias that has ruined his life. […]
“That’s it? Just some animals mooching about a bit?” asked Johnny Reith, an unemployed apple-bruiser from Chelmsford. […]
“Oh sure, we considered a black magic resurrection, an Invasion of the body-snatchers pod person, filming a scene with Maximus in the crowd going ‘hey, that guy looks like me,’” […]
The extraordinary footage is featured in the trailer of Dogs. Sixty or seventy dogs are gathered around a laptop on which a Jack Russell is giving a PowerPoint presentation on global politics. […]
On his eighteenth birthday, Michael Caine renounced his inheritance and travelled to St Mary-Lee-Bow to officially convert to Cockney. […]
It’s the weekend again! Time to pretend to have a cold so you don’t have to go round your brother-in-law’s house and listen to him witter on about the new conservatory he’s put in. It’s not a new wing on Downton Abbey, mate. Get over yourself.
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“I’m so excited, I’ve had to change my underwear nine times in the last hour,” tweeted one fan. […]
Geralt is apparently some sort of sexy wizard who does odd jobs for medieval peasants whilst battling giant monsters. […]
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