Screen Idle Christmas Film Guide
Ah, Christmas. The time for the TV premiere of all those huge blockbuster films that you illegally downloaded from torrent sites ages ago. Here’s our guide to the best of the festive season. […]
Ah, Christmas. The time for the TV premiere of all those huge blockbuster films that you illegally downloaded from torrent sites ages ago. Here’s our guide to the best of the festive season. […]
A story was developed about Uncle Albert being possessed by a demon and Delboy and Rodney accidentally selling the amulet to reverse the curse down the market. […]
It’s the weekend and it’s practically Christmas, so get yourself a tub of Quality Street for each hand and enjoy these great films. […]
“All the characters start the film on fire which really gives an indication of the adversity they’ll have to go through.” […]
“Look, I’m not saying it should be Bernard Manning in the tardis,” he claimed, unconvincingly. […]
“People really dig the Marvel post-credits scenes so we thought – hey, why only feature them in Marvel films?” […]
Just going to work and watching telly maybe a bit dull, but it’s better than trying to shoot an interminable number of irradiated rats in an empty warehouse to get to a tape recorder. […]
The schedule was met with despair by people who don’t want to have to engage with their family and may find themselves forced to watch Call the Midwife. […]
It’s the weekend, the only small relief in your bleak, meaningless existence. So why not spend it watching these great movies.
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“Occasionally someone would shout at someone else, and it was always raining.” […]
“When we watched that bit where Matt Damon used his poo to grow potatoes we had a good laugh about how InSight was incapable of defecation so would be unable to grow a potato.” […]
“Now, I’ve just made one of the greatest action movies ofall time, so I think it’s fair to say that when it comes to toast, I know whatI’m talking about.” […]
“We applied complicated, state-of-the-art science to the beginning of the film, and almost immediately discovered that there is a Christmas song playing” […]
“Lord of the Rings, Goldeneye, the Island, you can’t really have Sean Bean in your show and not have him killed.” […]
It’s the weekend and this time you’re not going to waste it lying on the sofa watching mediocre films. Keep telling yourself that as you enjoy any of these mediocre movies whilst laying on the sofa.
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