It’s the weekend and it’s practically Christmas, so get yourself a tub of Quality Street for each hand and enjoy these great films.
Saturday
Terminator 2: Judgement Day ITV4 23.05
Space-robot from the future goes back in time to listen to Guns and Roses.
Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi ITV 18.30
Jedi comes back.
Finding Neverland BBC2 16.25
“It’s here, love”
“You’ve found it? Where was it?”
“Right where you left it. It’s always right where you left. Honestly, love, if you care that much about Neverland you should take a bit more care with it.”
The end.
Sunday
Brief Encounter ITV3 14.45
Posh people don’t get off with each other at a train station.
Casino Royale ITV 21.00
Fact: The only James Bond adventure in which the entire story hinges on a plot point about his balls.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 E4 21.00
Grumpy vampires mope about to bad emo music.
New at the Cinema this week
Mary Poppins Returns
Let’s cut to the chase here; for all her tidy clothes and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-ing, the woman’s a witch and she wants burning at the stake.
DVD of the week
You’ve Got Mail
Terrifying examination of life before Tinder.
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