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Expectant fans tuned in to see several actors and actresses they recognise from other things but can’t quite place walking on what appeared to be the ceiling without falling off. […]

“The only real explanation for it is that it has been created with the specific aim of causing harm to the West, and I would see that the most likely source of the film is the Russian state.” […]

The console remains unused except for the baffling twenty minutes before lunch trying to remember the controls to Tekken. […]

“I think that now, for most people, it’s hard to really imagine Dracula without loads of bosoms and Anthony Hopkins shouting. It really is the definitive version of the story.” […]

the craze as swept the globe with everyone from small children to Chancellor Merkel of Germany joining in the fun. […]

“But then we were like – hey, if you’re an ambitious mob guy like Tony in the eighties, then Chelmsford is perfect. […]

‘Broken and diminished, The Resistance respond in the only way they know how, by forming a band and playing classics by Roxette, ZZ Top and Ultravox.’ […]

‘We the undersigned respectfully request that Bruce Willis does a new record with bitching songs like Going Under the Broad Walk.’ […]

“All the characters start the film on fire which really gives an indication of the adversity they’ll have to go through.” […]

“Look, I’m not saying it should be Bernard Manning in the tardis,” he claimed, unconvincingly. […]

“People really dig the Marvel post-credits scenes so we thought – hey, why only feature them in Marvel films?” […]

Just going to work and watching telly maybe a bit dull, but it’s better than trying to shoot an interminable number of irradiated rats in an empty warehouse to get to a tape recorder. […]

The schedule was met with despair by people who don’t want to have to engage with their family and may find themselves forced to watch Call the Midwife. […]

“Occasionally someone would shout at someone else, and it was always raining.” […]

“When we watched that bit where Matt Damon used his poo to grow potatoes we had a good laugh about how InSight was incapable of defecation so would be unable to grow a potato.” […]