What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
It will be presented by an over-excited camp man with tremendous hair and a regional accent. […]
Ripley and the alien are tasked to work a series of crimes by their no-nonsense chief who’s not going to take their crazy BS. […]
Six members of the audience were killed, along with a cameraman and Russell Kane who was, inevitably, promoting a new BBC3 show that you’d imagine someone must watch. […]
So begins a new exciting adventure in which Lara explores the ancient, hidden tombs of the Sudan whilst trying to hold in apocalyptic farts […]
“Imagine you’re heading up acquisitions for a major agricultural infrastructure project, we want to give you the opportunity to remember the great time you had at the movies with some Frozen 2 industrial slurry.” […]
The mysterious hatch was discovered by Lucie whilst on her way to meet up with Michael behind Tommy’s back […]
Lady Mary and her father, the Earl of Grantham, accompanied by loyal butler Carson, and the Dowager Countess, set out to destroy the beast […]
“This comment, this ‘Morning, nice day,’ we can see a lot of potential for big summer release for this. In fact, it might even be appropriate to split it into two films for no apparent reason.” […]
“It’ll just by an internal cat monologue instead, so rather than Mark going ‘oh man, I hope I get a promotion and make out with the hot chick,’ he’ll be going ‘meow, meow,’ you know?” […]
The photorealistic recreation of the county-town of Essex will appear in the middle of the Moisty Mire and, as in real life, will be accessible from either the A12 from the London direction or the A414 from Harlow. […]
It is currently unknown in exactly what context GAL GADOT will say NAKED, just that the WONDER WOMAN STAR WILL BE saying NAKED in the new movie. […]
“We see how intelligent those raptors are in the first two films so, you know, they can handle the jobs of an average office worker.” […]
“With so many evil plans foiled by renegade cops, secret agents or superheroes, it’s vital that the evil corporation has a good stock of evil plans to fall back on.” […]
“It is about a man, a sexy man, a sexy Captain, if you will, and he encounters villains in space.” […]
“A daily litany of humiliation and mistreatment as people shout at her because an email took three minutes to arrive or they can’t insert a high definition clip from Family Guy into their PowerPoint presentation.” […]
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