Month: May 2019

“It is about a man, a sexy man, a sexy Captain, if you will, and he encounters villains in space.” […]

“A daily litany of humiliation and mistreatment as people shout at her because an email took three minutes to arrive or they can’t insert a high definition clip from Family Guy into their PowerPoint presentation.” […]

The role was linked with Nicolas Hoult, then Home to Roost star Reece Dinsdale, then veteran Downton Abbey star Dame Maggie Smith. […]

“We tried coming up with something new and got as far as a thing about an orphan and a magic turtle and we realised that coming up with new ideas is just really, really hard.” […]

Game of Thrones, the most popular show to complain about not being as good as it used to be, has come to an end, and despite not being as good as it used to be, it has left a void in the life of people who like to complain that a show isn’t has good as it used to be. […]

“I don’t see why this is such a big deal. I mean, he’d eradicated the Jedi order, won the Clone Wars, and ruled the Empire for years, surely he deserved some time off.” […]

“As one of their biggest fans, they owed me more than a simple resolution to the story, I was expecting the meaning of life and they didn’t give it to me and I feel so betrayed.” […]

“Sometimes, I even watch really old films like Godfather and spend ages thinking about what they really mean.” […]

The robot, called Ronnie, was originally included to introduce some lightness into the famously upsetting and thought-provoking film. […]

“I am bloody livid,” said Benedict XVI, the world’s second most popular living Pope. […]

“Only six boobs! And they were only onscreen for a few minutes, which is never enough time to finish…enjoying them.” […]

“Well, I’m relieved, I had this horrible idea that they were going to completely stop making Star Wars films and make low-budget, black and white indie films about the struggles of tenant farmers in 1950s Wales.”
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“Anyway, that’s the Avatar update for this decade, pop back again in ten years and I’ll tell you that we thought about casting Patrick Duffy from Dallas, but decided not to.” […]