“If you want a console that does even less than the Xbox Digital then the PlayStation Minimalism is for you. No disks, obviously. But there is also no controller, so you can’t play any games at all and no HDMI, so you can’t even connect it to the TV.” […]
“If I’d just bought another dog, I’d be at home right now eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch and watching American Idol.” […]
It’s the weekend! Time to have a go at the garden, go for a walk in the country, or lie on the sofa in your pants eating corn flakes straight from the box wondering if it’s too early to start drinking yet. […]
It is expected that the majority of the film will take place in a run-down apartment in Paris and will see Godzilla and Mothra fight, make love and smoke whilst the US Army closes in on their position. […]
“Some genies, they’re doing eighteen, twenty wishes a day. You know, a guy finds the lamp, has three wishes and then he passes it around his buddies, and all of them have three wishes.” […]
“This is a show that is based in medieval fantasy, you know? So, when there’s a hyper-evolved cloud of human consciousness from the future floating about in the background really takes you out of the moment.” […]
“Bill and Ted figure that they’ve got this one shot to travel back to Hill Valley, find the Terminator and defeat him before he goes on to do all those terrible things like kill everyone called Sarah Connor and make Terminator Genysis.” […]
“Yeah, R2D2’s a lady robot. Always has been.” […]
It’s the weekend! Time for the masses to rise up and seize the means of production. Or, if that seems like a lot of bother, watch these great films instead. […]
“Great to see two strong, believable women working together to battle planetary invasion from a hostile alien force.” […]
Although unconfirmed, it is thought that the dialogue will consist largely of people saying the n-word. […]
“We could all be hosts who’ve escaped from Westworld and have had our electronic brains altered to think that human history happened.” […]
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