The official title of the new Star Trek series about Captain Picard will be Sexy Captain and the Space Vllains, it has been announced.
Star and producer Patrick Stewart explained more.
“Sexy Captain and the Space Villains really encapsulates the very nature to the show,” he said.
“It is about a man, a sexy man, a sexy Captain, if you will, and he encounters villains in space.
“Picard remains unmarried, but in his later years, he has become quite the ladies man and, after retiring from Starfleet, has bought himself a leather jacket, some sunglasses and has a spaceship with a jacuzzi and mirrored ceiling.
“He flies around getting into sexy scrapes with the most beautiful women in the world.”
However, life isn’t quite that simple for the Captain.
“No, you see, all the people he has defeated in the past – the Borg, Q, Lore – they’ve all teamed up to create the ‘Space Villains,’ a powerful gang of evil aliens all dedicated to capturing Picard and punishing him for him foiling their nefarious plans while he was Captain of the Enterprise.”
With the return of Picard, a series of sexy aliens, and the worst villains in the Star Trek universe – Sexy Captain and the Space Villains is set to be the most exciting installment of Star Trek yet.
Sexy Captain and the Space Villains will debut in the UK on Amazon Prime before swiftly being shunted to one of those channels in the depths of Freeview – Manly Sci-fi for Men or CBS Punching or some such.
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