What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
It is understood that the film will even be filmed in black and white and have all the characters smoking and wearing nice suits. […]
The local corner shop joins Disney, Apple, and any other entertainment company who has looked at Netflix and gone ‘that looks easy.’ […]
“Obviously, I wish the other animated Spice Girls well,” explained animated Ginger Spice, reasonably convincingly. […]
After three hours Sheen claims that he’s ‘drunk himself sober now’ and could ‘probably drive if he wanted to.’ […]
Steve Bickerson buys a surveillance camera and sets it up in the spare room, only to discover that every night a mysterious presence is directing Paranormal Activity 3. […]
“It’s going to destroy my childhood,” said thirteen-year-old Katherine Lake. […]
“I mean, what, we’re in a strange parallel dimension where no one has ever seen The Walking Dead? Because it’s been running for about a million years in this dimension.” […]
“Some people may want their superheroes to look like a bunch of extras from a seventies TV film” […]
“This little girl was asking ‘Why does that man want 3D? Is he mental?’ before being shushed by her dad.” […]
“It’s Keanu Reeves! And he’s doing something! Brilliant.”
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The two new films will then follow Worzel has he goes on a bloody rampage through the local village for reasons that are never explained. […]
“I’ll level with you, I’m not sure I really feel like a credible powerful mage going about on a mountain in just my bra and pants.” […]
“So, what, they’re just going to give us the same story again with grown-ups going after Pennywise? What’s the point of that?” […]
“Alright, so he’s profoundly evil but, you know, they’ve had Anne Widdecombe on before.” […]
It is understood that, in an attempt to boost morale, the cast and crew took a trip to the races, but all the horses came in last and when a cameraman bought a scratchcard, it burst into flames. […]
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