Mage wishing she wore more than a bra and cloak before embarking on quest

A powerful mage is regretting that she only chose to wear a bra and cloak before setting off on an epic quest to save the realm and defeat the Goblin King.

The mage, Jansaria, purchased the bra from her local village shop which specialises in armour, weapons, and non-specific ‘potions,’ leading many to wonder where villagers buy their toothpaste and toilet paper.

“I’ll be honest, I’m a bit chilly,” she said.

“I didn’t realise we’d be coming up into these snowy hills on this quest. I feel like a bit of a nob wandering about in just a bra.”

It was suggested that perhaps she could wrap the cloak around her for a bit more warmth.

“It’s not really that sort of cloak,” explained Jansaria.

“It’s not much more than a hand towel. I only got it because it gave me a magic power boost.

“Somehow.”

The bra has proven particularly problematic as Jansaria’s only other attire is a pair of knee-high boots and some magic knickers.

“Essentially, I’m saving the realm in my underwear,” she sighed.

“I’ll level with you, I’m not sure I really feel like a credible powerful mage going about on a mountain in just my pants.

“I bet the goblins take the piss.”

However, Jansaria has resolved to continue on the quest as, when she defeats the Goblin Lord in his mountain lair, she’ll receive a new bra that will let her cast fireballs.

Quite what the Goblin Lord was doing with a magic bra is currently unknown.