Month: June 2019

“Some people may want their superheroes to look like a bunch of extras from a seventies TV film” […]

“This little girl was asking ‘Why does that man want 3D? Is he mental?’ before being shushed by her dad.” […]

“It’s Keanu Reeves! And he’s doing something! Brilliant.”
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The two new films will then follow Worzel has he goes on a bloody rampage through the local village for reasons that are never explained. […]

“I’ll level with you, I’m not sure I really feel like a credible powerful mage going about on a mountain in just my bra and pants.” […]

“So, what, they’re just going to give us the same story again with grown-ups going after Pennywise? What’s the point of that?” […]

“Alright, so he’s profoundly evil but, you know, they’ve had Anne Widdecombe on before.” […]

It is understood that, in an attempt to boost morale, the cast and crew took a trip to the races, but all the horses came in last and when a cameraman bought a scratchcard, it burst into flames. […]

It will be presented by an over-excited camp man with tremendous hair and a regional accent. […]

Ripley and the alien are tasked to work a series of crimes by their no-nonsense chief who’s not going to take their crazy BS. […]

Six members of the audience were killed, along with a cameraman and Russell Kane who was, inevitably, promoting a new BBC3 show that you’d imagine someone must watch. […]