It’s the weekend! Time to put your plans for terrible and bloody revenge into action. But if that sounds like a lot of work, then why not watch these great films instead.
Saturday
Snatch Sony Movie Channel 21.00
Cockney men do cockney things in cockneyland. Oi Oi! ‘Ave it you melts!
And so on.
Captain America: The First Adventure Channel 4 20.00
Sad man from the past saves world with magic shield. They made three films about a sad man from the past with a magic shield, so someone must like him
I Am Sartana Your Angel Of Death Movies4Men 15.00
“Really? I’m, Neil, pleased to meet you. Nice business card.”
Sunday
Terry True Movies 1 11.00
Solo outing for male half of popular eighties sitcom couple.
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights ITV2 16.50
Somebody puts Baby in the corner in Cuba. Can’t imagine it works out well for them.
Rocky Balboa 5Spike 21.00
Sylvester Stallone punches someone and everyone seems happy about in the four millionth installment in the popular franchise.
New at the cinema this weekend
Yesterday
What if there were a world without the Beatles? Well the Gallagher brothers would be pub singers in Manchester and not all over the radio pontificating humourlessly about politics.
So, I’m saying it’s worth it.
DVD of the week
Sicario
Larks a plenty as wacky mismatched gang travel to Mexico, get in scrapes and learn valuable lessons.
Some dismemberment.
I’m glad Terry got a run out, Dune was a brilliant film…..start the car