Keanu Reeves does something!

The Internet was alive with excitement as it was announced that Keanu Reeves had done something.

The John Wick star was reportedly just going about his day when all of a sudden he did something and everyone enjoyed it immensely.

“Keanu Reeves is just brilliant,” explained Stewart James, a normal human being who is, therefore, a fan of Keanu Reeves.

“He just does things and then you get to read about him doing the things and the whole experience is incredibly satisfying.

“I really hope that he does something else, because I would imagine that I’d enjoy that just as much or perhaps even more.”

Shortly after reports of Keanu Reeves doing something appeared, pictures of the event emerged along with some grainy video.

“You see, that’s just great,” continued Mr James

“Because if there’s one thing I enjoy more than reading about Keanu Reeves doing something, it’s looking at pictures and video of him doing things.

“It’s Keanu Reeves! And he’s doing something!

“Brilliant.”

It is estimated that by the end of next year, over 60% of the Internet will be given over to reports of Keanu Reeves doing something.

And then the machines will have won.