Love Island reveals polar bear, smoke monster and mysterious hatch

Love Island has revealed its first major twist of the new series; that the island contains a polar bear, a smoke monster and a mysterious hatch.

The mysterious hatch was discovered by Lucie whilst on her way to meet up with Michael behind Tommy’s back and while she was trying to figure out exactly what it was, a giant tower of terrifying black smoke appeared and scared her off.

As she was reporting back to the other contestants, Anton came running onto the beach saying that he’d been chased by a polar bear while he was hooking up with Amy.

“Bro, it’s like, there’s something weird about this island,” said Curtis.

“Totally,” agreed Danny.

“Bro, I hope it’s not one of those islands that has, like, mysterious, magical brothers who cause people to arrive on the island so that they can do their bidding, and we have to attempt to destroy the island so that the evil brother can’t go out into the world and cause havoc amongst humanity.”

“No way bro,” said Curtis, confidently.

“That would be a totally lame idea, no one would ever think of doing that.”

It is expected that none of these revelations will ever really make any sense and are unlikely to have any bearing on the outcome of the show.