With excitement building for the sequel to Disney’s classic Frozen, some of the merchandise that will be available to accompany the film has been revealed.
Alongside Frozen 2 princess costumes and Frozen 2 action figures will be a Frozen 2 paper shredder, some Frozen 2 laxatives and even an official Frozen 2 industrial slurry.
“The merchandise that accompanies a tent pole release such as Frozen 2 is more important than ever,” said Disney marketing expert Stewart James.
“One of the things we’ve missed in the past is adult merchandise.
“Imagine you’re heading up acquisitions for a major agricultural infrastructure project, we want to give you the opportunity to remember the great time you had at the movies with some Frozen 2 industrial slurry.
“Every time you see your slurry spreader spraying out that special Frozen 2 liquid animal waste, you’ll be reminded of how hilarious Olaf is.
The laxatives are thought to be the first time Disney has produced tie-in pharmaceuticals.
“No one likes that bloated feeling of constipation,” continued Mr James.
“But with our Frozen 2 laxatives, loosening your bowels will be more fun that ever.”
He also explained what to expect from the Frozen 2 paper shredder.
“It’s a paper shredder with the Frozen 2 logo on the side, what do you want from me?”
The new wider range of merchandise is expected to continue for future Disney releases with a range of Aladdin gynaecological equipment, some Onward mulch, and even some Toy Story 4 accounting software.
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