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The role was linked with Nicolas Hoult, then Home to Roost star Reece Dinsdale, then veteran Downton Abbey star Dame Maggie Smith. […]

“We tried coming up with something new and got as far as a thing about an orphan and a magic turtle and we realised that coming up with new ideas is just really, really hard.” […]

Game of Thrones, the most popular show to complain about not being as good as it used to be, has come to an end, and despite not being as good as it used to be, it has left a void in the life of people who like to complain that a show isn’t has good as it used to be. […]

“I don’t see why this is such a big deal. I mean, he’d eradicated the Jedi order, won the Clone Wars, and ruled the Empire for years, surely he deserved some time off.” […]

“As one of their biggest fans, they owed me more than a simple resolution to the story, I was expecting the meaning of life and they didn’t give it to me and I feel so betrayed.” […]

“Sometimes, I even watch really old films like Godfather and spend ages thinking about what they really mean.” […]

The robot, called Ronnie, was originally included to introduce some lightness into the famously upsetting and thought-provoking film. […]

“I am bloody livid,” said Benedict XVI, the world’s second most popular living Pope. […]

“Only six boobs! And they were only onscreen for a few minutes, which is never enough time to finish…enjoying them.” […]

“Well, I’m relieved, I had this horrible idea that they were going to completely stop making Star Wars films and make low-budget, black and white indie films about the struggles of tenant farmers in 1950s Wales.”
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“Anyway, that’s the Avatar update for this decade, pop back again in ten years and I’ll tell you that we thought about casting Patrick Duffy from Dallas, but decided not to.” […]

“If you want a console that does even less than the Xbox Digital then the PlayStation Minimalism is for you. No disks, obviously. But there is also no controller, so you can’t play any games at all and no HDMI, so you can’t even connect it to the TV.” […]

“If I’d just bought another dog, I’d be at home right now eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch and watching American Idol.” […]

It is expected that the majority of the film will take place in a run-down apartment in Paris and will see Godzilla and Mothra fight, make love and smoke whilst the US Army closes in on their position. […]

“Some genies, they’re doing eighteen, twenty wishes a day. You know, a guy finds the lamp, has three wishes and then he passes it around his buddies, and all of them have three wishes.” […]