What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
“This is a show that is based in medieval fantasy, you know? So, when there’s a hyper-evolved cloud of human consciousness from the future floating about in the background really takes you out of the moment.” […]
“Bill and Ted figure that they’ve got this one shot to travel back to Hill Valley, find the Terminator and defeat him before he goes on to do all those terrible things like kill everyone called Sarah Connor and make Terminator Genysis.” […]
“Yeah, R2D2’s a lady robot. Always has been.” […]
“Great to see two strong, believable women working together to battle planetary invasion from a hostile alien force.” […]
Although unconfirmed, it is thought that the dialogue will consist largely of people saying the n-word. […]
“We could all be hosts who’ve escaped from Westworld and have had our electronic brains altered to think that human history happened.” […]
“Playing Computer Game Simulator is going to feel like you are actually sat at a desk somewhere and playing an actual computer game.” […]
“George? He was terrific. He even directed a scene. I mean, we had to cut it, there just wasn’t the time to introduce a comedy alien who farts and speaks in a cod-Jamaican accent.”
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Initial rumours had Freddie Mercury impersonator Rami Malek in line for the newest Bond villain. But instead, producers have decided on a more philosophical approach. […]
“This has nothing to do with a particular incident. For all we know, VAR night agree that Green Book was a better film than Roma, or The Favourite, or Blackkklansman.”
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“It’s definitely an HR department’s worst nightmare,” said a senior HR representative at Downey and Hemsworth Solutions Ltd. […]
In fact, it is rumoured that the film will open with Frodo being pleasured by two naked female hobbits while Samwise Gamgee looks on, confused about his feelings for his ‘master’ Frodo. […]
“We got a lot of push-back for decisions made in our previous game. On reflection, it was a mistake to include loot boxes, microtransactions and the guy coming round to your house to demand cash or he’ll break your arms.”
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“I mean, if you’ve ever been to Croydon then the resemblance is incredible, I mean, we really nailed that.” […]
Like The Haunting of Hill House the new Thriller series will take the original story – a man dying, coming back to life, and then having a dance – and expanding it, twisting it and turning it into a gripping ten-part serial. […]
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