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It is understood that the beginning of the film will see Mark Hamill, or ‘Luke Skywalker’ as he’s known to fans, at the bottom of the escalator. […]

“I understand the twelve people who own a Classic really quite enjoyed it for the fifteen minutes or so they played with it after Christmas Dinner.” […]

Jamie Stark, a part-time boil-lancer from Chelmsford, Essex, made the decision to dislike the new Game of Thrones episode several weeks before he saw it as he was under the mistaken impression that people would think him to be some sort of free-thinking iconoclast. […]

“Way we figured it, children are really, really stupid and will watch anything, so rather than think up anything new, we’ll just knock out a new Smurfs picture.” […]

“Right, the time-travel thing, it’s a bit Back to the Future, isn’t it?” said Avengers superfan and former British Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling. […]

It is likely that the current Dalai Lama identified Dame Darcey as his successor during the 2016 series of Strictly which was a huge overseas hit for the BBC. […]

There have been over a bazillion different episodes of the cult hit and it is estimated that every man, woman, and child in America has watched at least one episode when there was nothing else on. […]

The character’s death will probably make another character quite angry, unless they weren’t very nice, in which case the death might make another character quite happy. […]

“So, you know, if you’ve liked the post-credits sequence in the past, then you are going to love the entire film being a post-credits sequence.” […]

The game begins with Gollum discovering a cache of automatic weapons, then proceeding to lay bloody waste to Middle Earth as he guns down everyone on his way to win back the Ring or his ‘precious.’ […]

“I mean, you know what it’s like when you’re drunk, you have these ideas that seem like great plans like dressing up as some cheese, or going to live in a tree, or making Donald Trump president.” […]

The new trailer contains Keanu Reeves’ character making a cream horn, a Swiss roll and, in what appears to be a climatic scene from the film, a very impressive two-tier stollen. […]

“Imagine playing out a fantasy where you’re Han Solo rescuing Iron Man from a battle with Malificent while you’re sat on the loo?” […]

“You have this hot chick and she’s getting undressed to get in the shower and suddenly she goes ‘hey, what’s that?’ “So now, the audience knows that the Invisible man is there, and they’re happy because the hot chick is standing there in her underwear. […]

‘Untitled Super Heron Film’ was greeted with excitement by a surprisingly large contingent of the Internet.” […]