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James Bond has never faced space-vampires from Mars, a foe that could conceivably be a match for the world’s most famous spy. […]

“I mean, it’s been a real privilege to be part of his story, you know? He’s been a hero to millions of kids who watch Star Wars and think ‘Yeah, I want to be a gold space-robot’ – hell, I always did.” […]

“Please, call me Ron,” says the lion as we are introduced to him. Slightly larger than he appears on film, Ron cuts a relaxed figure as he lies on a rock, gnawing at the carcass of a freshly slaughtered wildebeest. […]

“We stopped work on solo mode and campaign mode and went straight to work on the ‘nice cup of tea’ mode.” […]

“Why is the hottest nightclub in town never just a nice place playing good music and everyone just a nice time?” […]

Drunk Masterchef will see contestants head to the pub to drink six pints or a bottle of wine and then return to the studio to fricassee things whilst Greg Wallace grunts at them. […]

“The signs are clear – dogs are ubiquitous, people have never been less discerning, and it appears that literally anything can become President.” […]

The concept of the dream will be introduced in the first episode of the season when the camera moves across a steamy room before settling on a shower, a man’s hand opens it to reveal Catelyn Stark having a wash and then cuts back to the man – Ned – saying ‘I had the strangest dream.’ […]

“Seeing actual murders will be really interesting. I hope he does some strangling, that’s my favourite.” […]

“For many years, The Terminator was feared as a brutal and relentless killing machine,” said producer James Cameron, “now people just think he’s a bit of a dick.
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“Carol teaches Thanos that you can sometimes solve problems with old-fashioned policework and Thanos teaches Carol that sometimes destroying half of humanity is the best course of action.” […]

The film will be called ‘Fenton, Fenton, Jesus Christ, Fenton’ and will be a profound treatise on the nature of freedom and control. Or something. […]

“There’s going to be people out there who go – ‘brilliant, playing Anthem is more fun than a punch to the face’ – and they’re going to be so disappointed when they find out that it isn’t more fun than a punch in the face.” […]

“Let’s make it so that only Steven Spielberg pictures be allowed in the Oscars or, if I’ve taken some time off, a Martin Scorsese picture.” […]

Bathorse will be a well-to-do racing horse who lost his parents as a foal and dedicates his life to hunting down criminal horses and ponies. […]