Weekend Film Guide 30th March
It’s the weekend. Time to open your heart and mind to the infinite possibilities of all existence…or lie on the sofa eating chipsticks and watching these great films. […]
It’s the weekend. Time to open your heart and mind to the infinite possibilities of all existence…or lie on the sofa eating chipsticks and watching these great films. […]
James Bond has never faced space-vampires from Mars, a foe that could conceivably be a match for the world’s most famous spy. […]
“I mean, it’s been a real privilege to be part of his story, you know? He’s been a hero to millions of kids who watch Star Wars and think ‘Yeah, I want to be a gold space-robot’ – hell, I always did.” […]
“Please, call me Ron,” says the lion as we are introduced to him. Slightly larger than he appears on film, Ron cuts a relaxed figure as he lies on a rock, gnawing at the carcass of a freshly slaughtered wildebeest. […]
“We stopped work on solo mode and campaign mode and went straight to work on the ‘nice cup of tea’ mode.” […]
“Why is the hottest nightclub in town never just a nice place playing good music and everyone just a nice time?” […]
Its the weekend. Let us make sacrifice to the Dark Lord to prepare for the coming of the Black Times…or watch these films, up to you. Saturday Titanic Film4 14.40 “Paint me like your French […]
Drunk Masterchef will see contestants head to the pub to drink six pints or a bottle of wine and then return to the studio to fricassee things whilst Greg Wallace grunts at them. […]
“The signs are clear – dogs are ubiquitous, people have never been less discerning, and it appears that literally anything can become President.” […]
The concept of the dream will be introduced in the first episode of the season when the camera moves across a steamy room before settling on a shower, a man’s hand opens it to reveal Catelyn Stark having a wash and then cuts back to the man – Ned – saying ‘I had the strangest dream.’ […]
“Seeing actual murders will be really interesting. I hope he does some strangling, that’s my favourite.” […]
“For many years, The Terminator was feared as a brutal and relentless killing machine,” said producer James Cameron, “now people just think he’s a bit of a dick.
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“We had sets for about six different plays set up in the main display area and actors would play short scenes from the plays continuously. People could pop in and watch the scenes and decide which plays to take home with them.” […]
It’s the weekend. Perhaps Lord Henry Hampton-DeWinter will be holding one of his magnificent balls (!). If you find yourself too overcome to attend, you could enjoy these great films instead. […]
“Carol teaches Thanos that you can sometimes solve problems with old-fashioned policework and Thanos teaches Carol that sometimes destroying half of humanity is the best course of action.” […]
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