Month: March 2019

The film will be called ‘Fenton, Fenton, Jesus Christ, Fenton’ and will be a profound treatise on the nature of freedom and control. Or something. […]

“There’s going to be people out there who go – ‘brilliant, playing Anthem is more fun than a punch to the face’ – and they’re going to be so disappointed when they find out that it isn’t more fun than a punch in the face.” […]

“Let’s make it so that only Steven Spielberg pictures be allowed in the Oscars or, if I’ve taken some time off, a Martin Scorsese picture.” […]

Bathorse will be a well-to-do racing horse who lost his parents as a foal and dedicates his life to hunting down criminal horses and ponies. […]

“I’ll be honest, I’m really worried,” said cinema-goer Mary Baker. […]

“But come on, what the hell was the idea with making it in Mexican? Who understands Mexican? No-one, that’s who.” […]

“To be honest, I’ve never been fond of the bad language in Deadwood,” said writer David Milch. […]

The film reveals that Scooby Doo turned to drink after the breakup of the Scooby gang following Fred’s affair with Velma. […]

“It can’t be that hard to go back to the film and use technology to put Dumbo in a nice pair of slacks and a shirt and tie.” […]

“I woke up this morning in a bed filled with kebab and chips, my trousers were up the tree in the front garden, and I’d signed a contract to take a lead role in the sequel to Peter Rabbit.” […]