New Bond film ‘unlikely’ to feature space-vampires from Mars as villain

With No Time to Die finally released, producers have chosen to address Internet speculation and have confirmed that the next film is ‘unlikely’ to feature space-vampires from Mars as the primary villain.

The speculation began when a tweet surfaced from mystery account @Bonned noting that in 25 films James Bond has never faced space-vampires from Mars, a foe that could conceivably be a match for the world’s most famous spy.

The Internet, possibly bored with being angry about the gender of ghostbusters or whether Princess Leia can fly, seized on the tweet and the silence from producers only seemed to give credence to the rumour the Bond 25 would finally feature space-vampires from Mars.

An MGM twitter account seemed to scotch the rumour when it responded to a direct question by stating that, although it could give no comment on the next film’s story, it is ‘unlikely to feature space-vampires from Mars.

However, some fans have sensed there could be still be something to it.

“Alright, so they’ve said that there won’t be any space-vampires from Mars,” said @Bondspants.

“But they didn’t say anything about space-vampires from the moon, did they?

“I reckon that they’re just being disingenuous and that there’s definitely going to be space-vampires just no one knows where from.”

Fans will finally get to find out the truth in several years when James Bond: Blood-sucking Space Bastards is finally released.