Entirety of new Marvel film to take place post-credits

Marvel has announced that its next film will take place entirely as a post-credits sequence.

The details of the film have yet to be announced, but it is thought that it will feature a person in a brightly coloured costume beating up some special effects whilst doing quips.

What is confirmed that the film will begin with the opening credits as usual. These like, most likely, run over the top of a montage of scenes explaining how the person in the brightly coloured costume first got the brightly coloured costume, then the words ‘The End’ will appear. There will then be a cast list play out over some energetic music and the post credits sequence will start.

The post credits sequence will last approximately two hours and contain the whole film.

“Hey, people love the post-credits sequence,” explained Marvel boss Kevin Feige.

“It’s that real treat for true-believers. Those real fans who know that you don’t leave when the credits start.”

“So, you know, if you’ve liked the post-credits sequence in the past, then you are going to love the entire film being a post-credits sequence.”

Mr Feige confirmed that this film would also have a post-credits bonus.

“Hell yeah, you’ve got the first post-credits sequence being the film and within that post-credits sequence will be some credits and after those credits will be a post-credits sequence that will sit within the main credits.”

He even confirmed what the post-credits sequence for the film within the post-credits sequence would be.

“The sequel.”