Worrying lack of evil plans sees value of stock in evil corporation plummet

A lack of confidence in an evil corporation’s ability to consistently generate evil plans has seen its stock value plummet.

Evildoers Incorporated is denying a crisis and claims that it has plenty of evil plans but that they’re ‘secret.’

However, despite the statement, the Market remains sceptical with stock values in Evildoers Incorporated plummeting to their lowest ever price and the second lowest of any purely evil corporation, just above Lex Corp’s disastrous 1978 low when its CEO was arrested after that business with the San Andreas Fault.

“Evil corporations live and die by the quality and quantity of their evil plans,” said Professor Cary Moore, expert in big business and evil.

“With so many evil plans foiled by renegade cops, secret agents or superheroes, it’s vital that the evil corporation has a good stock of evil plans to fall back on.

“Claiming they are secret evil plans is simply not good enough.”

Evil Incorporated was previously highly thought of for perpetrating a series of diabolical schemes such as making bacon taste rubbish, calling the Queen of England a ‘nobber,’ and rigging the 2016 American election and blaming Russia.

It is thought now that Evil Incorporated may well be in a terminal slide and their only hope is to have an evil plan to rig the stock market and increase the value of their shares to a respectable level.