What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
“To be honest, I’m used to it now,” explained Napalm Death founder – Jeremy Napalm Death. […]
“If there’s no women nominated, then the only reasonable explanation is that no women directed any films this year.” […]
“Naturally, if Ms Gerwig were to grow a penis between now and the ceremony, then we would be happy to reconsider her nomination.” […]
Whilst previous games have seen the player battling both Covenant and The Flood on behalf of humanity, fans of the series have been vocal in wanting a change. […]
“I don’t think I’d know where to begin making a film about singing cats like that, so I think it’s ever so clever of him just to have got it finished.” […]
One episode will show two different timelines one after another which turn out to be the two different sides of the same conversation presented in a needlessly confusing manner. […]
Highlights included a delightful parsnip from Margot Robbie and some beautiful dwarf broad beans from the always excellent Denzel Washington. […]
“Loved Quiet Place. Just always found it unrealistic that you never see anyone bake a cake. Glad we finally will.” […]
“It’s not like this happened a week ago or anything. Having to explain to you everything that happened in the last hour is kind of weird.” […]
“So, in this new series she’s on Rigel-7 and she’s shagging the space off-licence manager and living in her space-flat with her space-gerbil” […]
“It used to be all baby Jesus and going round Mum’s for turkey, but nowadays Christmas is all about Carry On films.” […]
The announcement follows a year-long scientific study into the film using complicated physics and really hard sums. […]
“I’m sure that really set the cat amongst the pigeons, or cat amongst the porgs,” he chuckled […]
The little boy goes out and finds that Christmas will be cancelled unless he finds a missing reindeer, so he uses an implausible plot device to get his Dad to help him. […]
Everyone goes to a party, has a nice singalong to Slade and then goes home without anyone getting shot or having an affair. […]
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