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“It’s a disgrace. Look at Dion Dublin. That man played for England! The least he deserves is a Golden Globe nomination.” […]

“People can take comfort in the fact that the women’s size has been accurately described in the title.” […]

“Someone on the nomination committee then suddenly remembered that a friend of his wife had mentioned that Ms Gerwig didn’t have a penis.” […]

“When the Thought Police come for him, Wonder Woman jumps out and lassos all of them and saves Winston. ” […]

A Peloton is an exercise bike that connects to the internet to allow a taut woman in New York to shout slogans at you while you cycle. […]

“It’s like, they broke my childhood into little pieces three years ago and now they’ve come back to destroy those little pieces.” […]

“Lady Mary’s crippling heroin addiction will be at the heart of the film.” […]

Speculation is that Black Widow will focus on Nick Fury’s attempts to get Natalia to leave her St. Petersburg jazz-funk band – Luminescence – and join the Avengers […]

“James Bond is a busy, busy man and he hasn’t got any time to diet, so he’s going to eat that cake and then just get on with his life.” […]

Mickey Mouse then gives a brief overview of the benefits of eugenics, and then everyone sings a nice song about Nazi Supermen. […]

“It seemed right to clarify that message in a sequel that really hammers home the importance of quality broadband from Comcast Xfinity.” […]

The game, which was mediocre at best, and features a really annoying bit with a squirrel, was only released last month. […]

“I think that it’s a legitimate concern that people could be influenced, after seeing it, to go off and have their own magical adventures in Arendelle.” […]

“To confirm, you will be expected to attend the office as normal, regardless of how close you are to defeating Eternatus.” […]