New Peloton advert just a man shouting ‘get on the bike, fatso’ at a woman

A new Peloton advert has been released that consists of a man shouting ‘get on the bike, fatso’ at a woman who appears to be his wife or girlfriend.

A Peloton is an exercise bike that connects to the internet to allow a taut woman in New York to shout slogans at you while you cycle.

The advert comes in the wake of a controversial previous ad which showed a woman making a vlog to show how much she appreciated a Peloton as a present from her boyfriend and all the passive-aggressive body-shaming the gift entailed.

The advert begins with the woman approaching the strangely shaped Christmas present and unwrapping it to reveal the modern-day instrument of torture.

There then follows a montage of shots of the woman standing near the Peloton as her partner shouts ‘get on the bike, fatso’ at her.

“I’ve got to be honest, we kind of screwed the pooch on that first ad,” explained Simon Williams, Peloton executive and awful bastard.

“Too much subtext. This new commercial really gets to the heart of what the Peloton brand is all about – making people feel bad about how they look!”

It is understood that a further Peloton Christmas advert will be released next week featuring a woman on a Peloton, cycling and sobbing whilst wearing a Santa hat.