What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
“It’s awful, there’s no action figures, no post-credits scenes, and Robert Downey Jnr has no career at all.” […]
“Bottle-nosed bellends.” […]
“If she’s the sort of person who watches Christmas films before it’s Christmas then, for all I know, she could have the corpses of all her victims buried under the patio.” […]
“We’ll have the Joker join a circus, work really hard at being a clown and making people laugh.” […]
“Seven Samurai is a classic of the form, but its four hours long. I mean, we’ve got lives to live here.”
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The decision was made when a tester discovered a pleasant moment in a particular scene. […]
It is estimated that two out of every three posts on Facebook is of Joker on those steps. […]
After years of living on the streets following a crippling gambling and substance addiction, Phoebe has died of hypothermia. […]
“War, famine, man’s inhumanity to man, it simply pales next to a John Lewis Christmas advert.” […]
The film also has a completely rewritten plot in which Sonic gets trapped in an old woodpile and a family has to rescue him. […]
“I made Black Panther and he thinks he has something to say to me because he once directed a Michael Jackson video?” […]
“His strengths include impassioned rhetoric, intellect and knowledge of national parks.” […]
“I mean I think Harvey is a delight, but by not actually competing in the show, he’s shown that he hasn’t really got what it takes to make it in the final weeks.” […]
“Yeah, made a sitcom so, you know, I guess that makes me a bit of a polymath.” […]
The technology has been developed by an insane Doctor in a crumbling old castle somewhere in Eastern Europe. […]
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