What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
“You stick the telly on after tea and there’s always some numpty with a beard fricasseeing something.” […]
Hobbs and Shaw have been living together and are now planning to wed on the beach in Cancun, however, the emergence of the Idris Elba’s Brixton Lore, a genetically enhanced cyber-soldier who used to date Deckard Shaw, complicates matters. […]
“Mrs Fannybucket needed the thistleblooms for a stew, and old Farmer Greenplant was having problems with the boars eating his lettuces,” […]
“Yeah, I was just flicking through, looking for something to watch, and came across Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and thought ‘James Bond, brutal violence, mohawks – good times.’” […]
The notoriously prickly director is known for his punishing film shoots, but this is the first time he has executed his entire cast and crew. […]
He’s having a difficult time in there,” said associate Molly Nelson. […]
Beginning in a tasteful apartment, we see a bed covered in knives and guns, the camera pans up to reveal Henrietta who nods in satisfaction before packing everything into a holdall. […]
“I found myself profoundly moved and really angry, it was a truly visceral piece of cinema. I did think that it could have been improved with dinosaurs, though.” […]
Paltrow will spend thirty minutes talking a load of mad old nonsense about internal balance and chakric energy before introducing an actress playing a normal person who claims to have put one of the crystals in her vagina and is really happy about the whole affair. […]
“But, you know, it looked really difficult and depressing – guy tries to cope with brain injury – so we didn’t get round to watching it.” […]
“We examined thirty three apocalypses from invasion of planet by super-being determined to eradicate half the population to giant radioactive lizard attacking from the sea.” […]
“The key theme that emerged from some early story meetings was that the plot for Elder Scrolls 6 would focus heavily on waffles.” […]
“Millions of people love them both so I figured, we cross them over and you get millions from one and millions from the other then you get billions of people – I mean, that’s just maths.” […]
The cop discovered that this could go all the way to the top after working late because something on the case was bugging her. […]
“I think that such is the richness of the characters created by Hugo it makes sense to transfer them to a giant spaceship in the far-reaches of the galaxy.” […]
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