Candy crush level impossible, reports man on toilet

Reports are emerging from the toilet that a Candy Crush level is impossible.

Colleagues noticed that the third gents’ toilet cubicle on the second floor of Bender, Johnson and Clark Legal ltd had been occupied for over an hour.

Contact was made and the man inside, thought to be one Anthony Hughes, reported that the Candy Crush level he was working on must be impossible.

“He’s having a difficult time in there,” said associate Molly Nelson.

“It’s level 549 and it’s just those chocolate spawners all along the top of the level which effectively means that other candies are prevented from dropping onto the main area of play almost from the start.”

His co-workers are being supportive.

“Oh yeah, I mean, it’s rough so we just want to help him out. I mean, I’m googling for tips and Lawrence has gone into the next cubicle and is just trying to support him, you know, encouraging him that the level isn’t impossible and he can do it.

“I mean, we all believe in him. Seriously, he spends a long time playing Candy Crush in the toilet each day. If there’s anyone qualified to deal with this level, it’s Tony.”

The desperate scenes are reminiscent of a similar instance in 2010 when a woman was trapped in a toilet cubicle over three hours after reporting that the Angry Birds level she was working on just couldn’t be completed.

Friends are hoping for a different outcome this time as the previous instance ended in tragedy after the woman sadly died.