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Dead Sheeran! – Ed plans to continue touring after his death as a GHOST
“If you’re going to spend your whole afterlife as a ghost, well, why not go on tour and do a solid greatest hits set until the end of time?” […]
Month: July 2022
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Confused Terminator returns to 1980s to hunt down Des O’Connor
“I *think* that Des O’Connor is going to give birth to the man who will lead the resistance against Skynet.” […]
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FIFA 23 to feature revolutionary hat technology, improved fart physics
“You’re literally going to feel what it must be like to stand next to Leo Messi when he farts.” […]
Film Guide
‘Armageddon outta here’ – Weekend Film Guide 29th July
It’s the weekend! A perfect time to clean out your S&M dominatrix dungeon. So, when you’ve done that, treat yourself by watching these great films. […]
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David Attenborough accepted money from dolphin before making pro-dolphin documentary
“We were a little taken aback when ‘Dolphins: Why They’re So Bloody Brilliant’ came out.” […]
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Best Movie Toilets, and other great listicles
Not really a list, not really an article. They’re listicles, and surely everyone who can’t be bothered to read a proper article just loves them. […]
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Moonfall sequel sees moon and KC roam galaxy as vigilante crime-fighters
The next film could see the moon going undercover and infiltrating a space-drugs cartel. […]
Film Guide
‘Welsh and a bit grumpy’ – Weekend Film Guide 22nd July
It’s the weekend! Time to put your plans for terrible and bloody revenge into action. But if that sounds like a lot of work, then why not watch these great films instead. […]
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Denis Villeneuve in talks with Sting’s blue codpiece supplier for Dune: Part II
“Leaving out the big blue codpiece from Dune was, probably, the most difficult artistic decision I’ve made in lifetime.” […]
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New podcast about lasagne, knitting, and 18th Century Belgium probably coming soon, say experts
“There are currently 4-5 five new podcasts being launched every minute,” explained Stewart James, Professor of Podcasts at Oxford University. […]
Film Guide
‘The Terminator with his bits out’ – Weekend Film Guide 15th July
It’s the weekend! You could pop round and see Ted and Leslie’s new conservatory but, let’s face it, Ted and Leslie are awful, so why not watch these great films instead. […]
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New Disney+ show about the making of new Disney+ ‘making of’ show
“With only 67 different ‘making of’ shows on Disney+, we felt the time was right for a new ‘making of’ show.” […]
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Minecraft to introduce classic Home Secretary skins including Leon Brittan and Amber Rudd
There will be an option to pay a little extra for the deluxe Home Secretary skin pack which will include William Petty, 2nd Earl of Shelburne […]
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Escaped Death Star stormtrooper pretty nervous about annual appraisal
“It doesn’t matter how many S.M.A.R.T targets I hit, I’m still one of the guys who couldn’t stop the Death Star getting blown up.” […]
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‘Complete reinvention’ could see James Bond return as a vampire, or a horse
Alternatively, the ‘complete reinvention’ could see Bond return as an alien superhero, or a medieval knight, or an old tree, or a premiership footballer. […]