It’s the weekend! You could pop round and see Ted and Leslie’s new conservatory but, let’s face it, Ted and Leslie are complete bastards, so why not watch these great films instead.
Friday
Die Hard 2: Die Harder ITV 22.45
Bruce Willis beats up an airport to celebrate Christmas. Features the Terminator with his bits out doing Tai Chi.
The Terminator ITV4 21.05
Robot goes back in time to make sure parents kiss at prom.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer MTVOne 22.00
I went to the New Forest. No big secret. Very nice. Recommend the car museum
Saturday
A View to a Kill ITV 20.00
James Bond saves the world by getting off with sexy ladies and, improbably, not dislocating his hip. Oh James.
One Fine Day ITVBe 18.50
Man and lady initially find each other annoying, then don’t.
I saw this at the cinema when it came out. I wish they’d mentioned plans for it to be on telly twice a week forever as I could have saved my money and gone to see Gene instead.
Vice BBC2 23.30
The exciting story of a metal tool used for gripping objects firmly in place.
Sunday
Blade Runner 2049 BBC1 22.30
Grumpy android looks for another grumpy android in the rain while Jean-Michel Jarre plays endlessly in the background.
Moulin Rouge ITVBe 20.00
Obi-Wan Kenobi honks David Bowie songs at Aquaman’s Mum until she dies.
The Social Network GREAT! Movies 23.05
Grumpy computer man does a Facebook. Features much impossibly speedy typing and writing algorithms on windows.
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